fuckin dangler

when ur takin a shit and theres still a piece hangin on ur ass

i was takin a shit and i had fuckin dangler afterwards. i tried to wiggle my ass around the toilet seat but it never dropped.

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I'm fuckin it

New motto for McDonalds, after lil wayne joined

I'm fuckin it. Ba da ba ba bum

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fuckin' the dog

sitting around doing nothing.

"What did you do last night?"
"I was just fuckin' the dog."

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fuckin asshole

n.
1. Any one of any of my ex-girlfriends current or new boyfriends, that date them after I do.

Derived from ancient term "fucking asshole son of a bitch... fuck-rag" used by man to describe his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend.

My ex-girlfriend Lindsay's boyfriend Ryan is a fuckin asshole, I wish he would get drunk and stumble into traffic.

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Fuckin Bitches

Used in a situation that causes dissapointment, or anger.

\ - "Lets go get a drink"

\ - "AW WHAT, I CANT USE THIS FOUNTAIN?"

\ - "FUCKIN BITCHESSSSS.."

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fuckin skank

is a girl who doen't like one of "those guys" new hair cut. Can also be discribed as a girl who doen't let some guido grind on her at the club.

These guys can also be described as a steroid taking, hair gel abusing, fake tan wearing, colar popped, jagerbomb and heineken drinking kind of guy. My advice stay away from them.

yeah i got a new fuckin hair cut and if she doesn't like it she's a fuckin skank. fuckin shank. fuckin skank

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Fuckin' Whore

One of the things I say most about somebody I don't like, or when I'm mad at somebody.

"THAT FUCKIN' WHORE BETTER WATCH THE FUCK OUT OR IM GONNA LAY HER DOWN."

"Kristina Bricker"

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