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Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.

My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"

by Very-NPC June 5, 2024


Gape Grapes

Gape Grapes are hemorrhoids that fall out of someones gaping butthole when they get penetrated hard enough

"I boned this chick in the a** last night and when I pulled out, gape grapes fell out. I didn't even know she had hemorrhoids."

by BENJURMIND March 4, 2022


Gang Gaped

After taking a violent poo and your hole hangs open with the energy of a fluttering saloon door.

"Bro, it feels like i've been gang gaped!" - SB

by Handle_cant_be_blank_tho June 6, 2020


gaping slushbucket

the name of someone when you drink a slushie out of someone’s gaping asshole.

oh hey my little gaping slushbucket. How are you today?

by little pogchamp January 24, 2021


gape gobbler

Someone who performs oral pleasure on a woman with an overly large space between her legs

I want to be the best gape gobbler my Mom has ever had.

by Gape Gobbler April 11, 2017