A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.
No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer
phone sex techinque most often used by the homosexual population
" Man that was really hot on the phone last night, you really got me with the Verbal Gerbil!"
When you're smoking a bowl and a hot ember flies down your throat and burns you.
Man, I hit that bowl and got a fucking hot gerbil!
A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.
That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.
When you lie face down on the roof of a car with a sunroof, with your penis dangling, while someone is pleasuring you with their mouth.
She was slopping my knob like a thirsty gerbil
a way to say youre overwhelmed/excited in a situation or just going kinda loco for any reason, people might look at you weird for saying it but in that way it fits the vibe youre feeling
Oh my gosh stop the new lady gaga album just dropped im irking my gerbils right now!!!
Small fluff of love that need many cuddles.
Much like napoleon, what we see here is a wet gerbil boy.
~Jas