Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get stds.

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'd be surprised if he didn't get aids"

Invalid rugby player: "yeah he's really getting off scott-free"

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get off his dick

remove thy lips from thine penis

Kirk cousins is mid
Get off his dick

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get off my Kool Aid

A saying used when you want to tell someone who's interested in your girlfriend/boyfriend to back off. Using this saying means not only 'back off' but that the target is your property.

Yo, I see you flirting with my man over there. You need to get off my Kool Aid. He's mine so find your own.

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get off my ass

What you say while being anally r@ped. Typically said when you drop the soap.

Synonyms
get off my ass
stop it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
im not in the washing machine yet

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Get off my jock strap

Get out of my face or drop it. Just leave me alone stop nagging me!!!

Person 23: i can not tell u enough but you really need to get off my stinkin couch and go get a job before i get back from school today or else.
Person 28: ahhh... I will dude i just need to recover from being sick get off my jock strap!

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where do you get off

Used in challenging a person who has said or done something offensive as an equivalent of the expression, "how dare you?"

Where do you get off saying such a thing?

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get off my lawn

saying refering for someone to get out of your business

man: so katie dumped you for man #3 because you didn't give her enough love?
man #2 yo bitch get off my lawn!

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