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trawlerman's glove

Noun, British. A large, capacious, raggedy and smelly pussy. So named because of the resemblance to a well used glove as worn by a trawlerman on a deep-sea fishing boat.

Dude 1: "You seen that new girl in Accounts? She looks like a babe."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."

by Wizards Sleeve April 26, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Love glove

Your girlfriends pussy

John " I hoped in that love glove last night"

by Pussy destroyer 69 420 January 18, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


suzy glove

A glove which is mainly used in prisons for pleasure.

1. Take a rubber glove.
2. Fill it with any lubrication you can find
3. put your penis inside of it
4. put the glove with you penis inbetween a matrice
5. Enjoy...

Volia Suzy Glove!...

Jock: Man, hide that suzy glove, the guards comming
Guard: How many times have I told you to stop making a mess in here!
Brad: Damn, caught again...

by aruzo November 11, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


White Glove

1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.

1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


glove poo

when your at a festival and you see a what you think is a glove but is really a dead bird and it has poo on it.

oh its a glove!
oh its a dead bird!
oh someones done a shit on it!!

awh glove poo.

by Laurahorus May 21, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kid Gloves

A euphemism meaning "one must handle carefully"
To treat someone with a different set of standards, different language, different expectations.
To soft-talk an individual, sparing them the gory details of reality.

Gotta use kid gloves on females, because they can't handle reality.

by Phantom649 June 4, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


smell the glove

an album and song by spinal tap.

i was listening to smell the glove that day i crappedmy pants.

by sparky wahlberg May 22, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž