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The dome gnome is a growing phenomenon seen in college towns across the country. It is usually of the female sex, with an unusual predilection for giving oral services to her mate. If her affinity for dome-giving is matched by a stimulating physical appearance, she is to be considered a "Dome Slut."
But, like in so many cases, the creature is often of lesser aesthetic quality, resembling more a troll or beast. It is then that she takes on the role of "Dome Gnome." The dome gnome can be summoned at all times and her relationship to the male is static like that of a garden gnome or vacuum cleaner.
Enter dome gnome.
Roommate 1: Woah! what is Ben doing with that troll in his room?
Roommate 2: don't worry bro she's just a dome gnome.
Roommate 1: oooh, got it. Nice.
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This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.
"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*
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An expression that means you will castrate them then pimp them out to the highest bidder
Just so we are clear if I ever see you with him again I’ll make you a gnomes bride
Can be said of someone who is convinced of a non existent talent.
Andy thinks he can sing, the public shouts: -Goodbye gnome!!
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Your friend who talks trash about everyone's team in a private group thread, spreading hate and vitriol but doesn't have any allegiance to any team.
Wow, (intranet gnome pal) really had fun lambasting us this weekend when everyone's team imploded in the 4th quarter...
The legal process whereby an enslaved Gnome is awarded complete liberty and freedom from ownership by a slave owner. This can be accomplished on an individual basis by completing a legal Gnome Emancipation Form, or by legislative action which would free all Gnomes under it's jurisdiction.
Kaj (a Gnome) was emancipated when the Human who had purchased him as a slave filled out and signed a legal Gnome Emancipation form granting his freedom.
Someone who accompanies a celebrity or VIP and maintains a twitter account on their behalf.
A political canditate has a tweet gnome in their entourage while on an election campaign. "I was David Cameron's tweet gnome during the election race.