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The dome gnome is a growing phenomenon seen in college towns across the country. It is usually of the female sex, with an unusual predilection for giving oral services to her mate. If her affinity for dome-giving is matched by a stimulating physical appearance, she is to be considered a "Dome Slut."
But, like in so many cases, the creature is often of lesser aesthetic quality, resembling more a troll or beast. It is then that she takes on the role of "Dome Gnome." The dome gnome can be summoned at all times and her relationship to the male is static like that of a garden gnome or vacuum cleaner.
Enter dome gnome.
Roommate 1: Woah! what is Ben doing with that troll in his room?
Roommate 2: don't worry bro she's just a dome gnome.
Roommate 1: oooh, got it. Nice.
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This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.
"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*
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An expression that means you will castrate them then pimp them out to the highest bidder
Just so we are clear if I ever see you with him again I’ll make you a gnomes bride
A person who enjoys bright neon colored clothing, loud electronic music, lasers lights, glow-sticks, fractals, and anything fuzzy.
Raver gnomes are occasionally known to make certain items disappear, only to make them reappear(usually drug related items) at a later date, in greater or lesser quantities.
Raver Gnome: Creature Type, Raging Raver
The three people who show up at your house at the middle of the night and are very happy, dressed like Santa's elves from the 60's.
Someone who accompanies a celebrity or VIP and maintains a twitter account on their behalf.
A political canditate has a tweet gnome in their entourage while on an election campaign. "I was David Cameron's tweet gnome during the election race.
Some random dude from the FNG Discord Server who begged me to make a definition of him.
"I would like one for me"
-garden gnome, July 11th 2021
Your friend who talks trash about everyone's team in a private group thread, spreading hate and vitriol but doesn't have any allegiance to any team.
Wow, (intranet gnome pal) really had fun lambasting us this weekend when everyone's team imploded in the 4th quarter...