There is a light that never goes out

Used to describe how itchy your balls are

"Yo dude, there is a light that NEVER goes out."
"Oh sick me too."

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Your Mom Goes To College

TRUE DEFINITION: Meaning that your mom is basically a whore and its calling her one. Get it? Your moms still in college cause she had you when she was 14! A very good insult because most people don't understand it but your still saying it without say anything very inapropriate or bad.

Your moms such a whore shes still going to college.
OR
Your mom goes to college.

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your mom goes to college

well, my grandmother really did go to college... is that bad?

I came to urbandictionary.com looking for the meaning behind this insult, and no one knows, making it the most retarded insult, ever.

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Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

See sex, sexual intercourse, and fucking.

"(You asked for a back rub), and that means... Mr. Smith Goes to Washington?" - Ray Romano, Everybody Loves Raymond

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your mom goes to college

one more wonderful instance of U.S. pop-culture hivethink. may puzzle anyone over the age of 18, and will certainly fall out of use within the decade.

*note from entry-writer: I'm a mom, I go to college, I love Napoleon Dynamite, and I had never 'til today heard the phrase used in conversation.

kid one: (blahblahblahblahblah) kid two: Your mom goes to college! kid one: ?!

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Pop-Goes-The-Weasel

When two guys take turns sucking each other off. They both must be in sitting positions facing each other before one bends down to take a suck then POPS back up while the other goes down for a suck. They continue alternating until satisfied. (Weaseling for short).

My partner and I don’t like 69ing but enjoy pleasing each other simultaneously so we do pop-goes-the-weasel.

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your mom goes to college

the ultimate come back refer to that fact that your mom is a whore and goes to college to sleep with the college boys

seriously no one got this yet

stfu example box your mom goes to college.

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