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When you put your ball sack right above a girls eyes and let her give you butterfly kisses.
Her fake eyelashes felt nice when she put on her Acapulco Goggles
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When you first arrive in Berkeley, you don't think the people are very attractive, but as you notice how crappy the city is, you start to think that a 6 is 9, and then you find it even easier to hook up with people since outsiders look real good to them.
Roomate 1: Dude, these chicks are ugly..
Roomate 2: I know man, wish i was back in L.A.
(10 days later, as the roomates walk down Bancroft)
Roomate 1: Damn u see that chick, she's lookin better by the day!
Roomate 2: huh, suddenly all these chicks are lookin good, u see the girl at the museum, I wanna marry her.
Roomate 1: but u said she was a 4...
Roomate 2: well, now that I see all the ugly chicks here, she's an 8!
Roomate 3: Must be those Berkeley goggles, or maybe its the weed...
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A pair of iconic glasses that should be treasured and only worn by the best of people.
Keep your clout goggles away from Omar at all costs.
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The act of lowering your hook up standards while on vacation. Similar to beer goggles and generally they go hand in hand.
I can't believe I hooked up with that fat Jamaican guy. I totally had on my vacation goggles.
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One "wearing nerd goggles" becomes unable to resist a skilled mathematician. The average nerd suddenly becomes irresistibly sexy to someone "wearing nerd goggles," especially when he or she "talks math."
Nerd goggles get math nerds laid.
Boyfriend: "why did you cheat on my with that math nerd?!? "
Girlfriend: "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry baby, i was wearing my math goggles! I dont know what came over me! he was talking math to me!"
Math Nerd : "Dude, i got laid last night."
Dude : "HOW?!?!"
Math Nerd : "That hottie in my calculus class has nerd goggles"
Dude: ((highfives the math nerd))
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During the act of 69'ing, the balls of the partner on top seat themselves on the partner on bottom's eyes, in much the same way goggles would rest on ones eyes.
Fuck rose-colored glasses, you should see how good life looks through bavarian goggles.
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Similar to "Beer Goggles". It is the act in which military personnel flip and wear their sun glasses upside down when looking or talking about an individual, who wouldn't be considered "attractive" back home. Because of the lack of good looking military people during deployment, it would be acceptable to "Deploy Your Deployment Goggles" and say how hot the "Unattractive" person is, and it would be completely acceptable by your military friends, as long as your "Deployment Goggles" are worn when talking to the individual or when talking about them around your military friends.
"Man, if you put on your deployment goggles, that private with the long nose and the buck teeth looks bangin. Im going to go talk to her"
"Man you have low standards. I cant believe you were talking to the GM2 with the bad breath and pimples. You weren't even wearing you deployment goggles. Your sick"
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