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You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.
Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."
Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
A "Charlie Gordon" is one of those packs of plastic silverware you get with the napkin, fork, knife, spoon, salt and pepper pack.
The reason behind this is that it must take the mind of Charlie Gordon to assemble these things.
Imagine a bunch of ARC-tards sitting around putting these together then you will get the picture!
I went to the chinese takeout and they forgot my Charlie Gordon. I got to use my fingers now!!!!
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As of April 10, 2005 a 71 time winner
On April 10, 2005 Jeff Gordon won the Advance Auto Parts 500
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A certain UK Prime Minister who is a bit overweight, but saved the world, or at least the global financial markets. Or those in the UK.
Flash Gordon has saved the world at the G20 summit
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Grinding in secret and refusing to acknowledge it.
OMG stop Gordon Grinding!
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By his first name he is a tank engine and also greek for twin, but by his second he is from a part royal scottish decent. He is just over average looking, very sporty quite like the american baseball player 'tom gordon' . Nicknamed 'flash' after the superhero 'flash gordon'. Gordon can also mean large dick/penis.
oh my gosh he has such a Gordon.
Who?
Thomas Gordon of course!
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The silliest dog breed, they are fun loving, goofy, and very smart. Known as show dogs they were bred to find the bird on a hunt but not to retrieve it. They are black with brown markings on their paws, face and tail, and have a normal "setter" hair cut :)
Chloe is a very pretty Gordon Setter.
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