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The act of a lazy masturbator, where the fondler compresses the chode area in order to divert his semen load into various, undiscovered body chambers, eliminating the need for clean up. The fate of the fluids remains undiscovered, but some scientists propose a link between grundle grabbing and chronic bad breath.
Kastura explained that his grundel grabbing was only a problem if he became violent or started missing work on a regular basis because of it.
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A Multi-purpose phrase used to describe any act of.
1. Telling your bro to suck it up do whatever it is he's supposed to do
2. Retrieving an alcoholic beverage
3. Picking up girls at a party
It is generally kept in its perfect form for the sake of preserving its perfection however any slight variations are allowed to suit the situation. People using the term should be aware of the plural form Grab Ds which can sound like Grab Deez or more to the point Deez Nuts. Which means something different. Use wisely.
Dude #1: Hey man you got the 30pack of Bud Light right?
Dude #2: Yeah bro, Grab D
Dude #1: Dude my girlfriend really broke my heart this time.
Dude #2: WTF man, stop fucking crying like a little bitch and Grab D.
Dude #3: Yeah man we're hitting Tridelts party tonight you can just Grab D all night there.
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The action of physically grabbing someone's head or face and french kissing them with force. Often happens in public situations e.g. a bar or club. In severe cases, this can be referred to as 'face rape.'
That guy totally just grab snogged me!
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Grab the Lube
When some one gets figuratively butt fucked in day to day living.
Nick: What’s wrong man?
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.
Nick: Grab the lube.
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Grabbing another person's testicles in a malicious manner.
My brother joe gave me a squirrel grab and now my stomach hurts
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I did my homework mom. Grab a drink why don’t yiu
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A term used when playing Ultimate Frisbee. Meaning the disc past through the players hand, while in the motion of catching the disc. As if they caught the disc but it slipped through their hands. (Failing to catch the Frisbee)
Person A: Okay Ben look out I'm going to throw the disc.
Person B: Okay I'm ready Winston
Person A: (Throws Disc)
person B:( Claps hands while attempting to catch the disc)
Person A: LOL you totally ghost grabbed that disc.
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