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granny slap

its when u take the grannys skin and slap it on your face!!!!

ask my grandma how it feels!

by Tyler B February 17, 2005


granny pants

Any pair of women's pants that are "uncool" because they look like something your mom or grandma would wear. This often includes "relaxed fit" jeans, jeans that taper down to the ankles, anything in a old-school floral pattern, anything TOO stretchy, etc.

1) I was wearing granny pants and some girl teased me in the hallway.

by andriod5 January 13, 2006


granny panties

white cotton undies that old or fat ladies wear,and they pull them clear up to their tits

my mom wears granny panties

by boomer2 July 29, 2003


Granny P

One of the more obscure messages of the Love Hearts candy, alongside 'True Lips'.
Granny P is the love heart you give to the person you dont actually want to give a love heart to but they keep pestering you for a piece of candy so you give them one.

Jake: Dude, Jenna looks well upset, what did you say?
Luke: Nothing, she kept bothering me for a love heart so I gave her the Granny P one.
Jake: Harsh!
Luke: It's what they were made for!

by Brinkmann February 21, 2010


Granny pants

In the UK, granny pants are particularly large women's underwear.
These are the sort of knickers that are featured in Bridget Jones' Diary.

"I ran out of thongs so I had to wear my granny pants today."

"It was so embarrassing. My trousers fell down and the whole world was staring at my granny pants."

by EverybodyLovesABritishGirl May 22, 2008


Old grannies

Please dont go there on google images you will need to get bleach

Friend 1 Hey man have you looked up old grannies on google images.
Friend 2 No why
F1 just do it

F2 ok
*I minute later*
F2 MY EYESSSSS

by Yourmomgay6969 August 06, 2020


Granny Bomb

A 'bomb' that has exploded, and lets out lots of old people.

Originated from a person who drew an old person, with a feather in her hair...
The feather turned out to look like a bomb.
A granny, with a bomb = Granny Bomb
Simple.

Jaz: Come on! Lets get on that yellow and blue bus, we're late.
Kajol:Ok quick its going to go...
Alex: EW NO !!!! That's had a granny bomb on it.

by QuackQuackMeow May 18, 2009