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Catching Grenades- Always ending up with the ugly friend of the group.
T- Hey ladies whats up
T to C- I got dibs on the right one
C to S- I got dibs on the left one
S to T and C- I get the ugly one in the middle? Man I hate Catching Grenades
The comparison of your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Using his lyrics as guidelines, the seriousness of your relationship can be easily determined.
Jen: Do you think Joe is serious about our relationship?
Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.
Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?
Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.
It is the spot on the gooch that if tickled correctly causes an explosion of a mans testicles and/or asshole.
Oh my god my gooch got tickled so hard that I (gooch grenaded) everywhere!!!
A woman who is ugly but dresses well and/or wears make-up that tricks men into thinking she is attractive.
Painted Grenade is a term i used to describe a girl i was about to pick-up until I took a better look at her.
The fall-back plans you make in case your life goes to complete shit, with no hopes of getting back on track. A Grenade Plan means blowing up your entire life and starting fresh. Grenade Plans are meant for worst-case scenarios only, and are usually extreme and nearly impossible.
Well, this week I got fired, my girlfriend dumped me, and I found out that my landlord is evicting me. My car was stolen, and I have no insurance. My family is all dead, I have no friends, and my pets ran away. My savings were lost in the stock market, and I have this odd lump on my neck. It can't get any worse, but it probably won't get much better, either. It's time for the Grenade Plan: Sell everything I have left, and bet it on a spin at the roulette table. If I win, I move to Monaco. If I lose, I'll become a busker in San Francisco.
A water balloon filled with semen.
How long did it take you to fill that love grenade?
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The heart-shaped grenade featured on the cover of Green Day's fantastic album 'American Idiot'.
I just got a Heart Grenade tattoo!
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