Floor grit

The small specks of food and/or debris that your crawling children will sample with abandon, giving no heed to whether it is of ingestible quality or not. E.g. Hair, grass, bugs, dog food, screws, plastic.

I had not swept or vacumed in a week, thus the baby had a healthy sampling of floor grit .

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gravel and grit

Cockney slang for SHIT,

hang on boys, i gotta Gravel and Grit, i'll be back in 10.

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grits warden

Self-empowered cube worshiper. Enjoys long walks through the church and Simon Says.

Dude, that (four) girl's trying (four) to be Simon (four)! What a (four) grits warden! (four)

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grits warden

She thought she was simon, but i was simon, so she smited me. What a heck-bag.

This girl has a nephew and she thinks she should have god-power, what a grits-warden!

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grit ball

when a pitcher pulls out his tin of dip and sprinkles a little bit of tobacco on the seam of the baseball so he can throw a wicked screw ball

when the batter had full count joel decided to throw a screw ball, but to really throw off the batter he threw a wiked grit ball and that boy stuck the hell out

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slit grit

Slit, as in a lady's front bottom or wodge.

Grit, as in the stuff you put on icy roads and driveways to help your car get some traction.

thanks to Helen's enormous vagina i could really have used some slit grit down there

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Nit Grit

A term used when you are completely trashed to communicate with others

Nit Grit!!!

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