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When suffering from a hangover, all areas of the human body seem to shut down - all functions are inoperable or at least you don't have the energy to try them. All that is, bar one. Despite feeling that you're close to death, the libido not only remains, but seems to be heightened - congratulations, you have the Hangover Horn.
Sarah: Jesus, where have you been, I've been phoning you for ages?!
Mike: Sorry, I was out drinking last night. I've got the Hangover Horn, you caught me on the up stroke.
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n. The feeling that one gets after rowing 2000 meters on an erg. May include nausea, vomiting, blurred vision, dizziness and inability to pass a DWI while sober.
Rower: Did you hear about stroke seat, he PRed at 6:48.9!
Coxswain: Yeah, but he's throwing up in a Port-a-potty right now.
Rower: He must have a killer erg hangover. I guess we can't go out on the water today.
Coxswain: That sucks.
Rower: Yeah.
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the disgusting feeling you have the morning after a random hookup
- ugh i'm so disgusted after making out with that guy.
-- oh u'll get over it, its just a hookup hangover
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The feeling of splitting headaches and nausea emos get after crying for long periods of time.
"I have a terrible emo hangover because I spent my whole day crying because my life is so pathetic!"
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Far worse than nausea, headaches, vomit stains, battle wounds, dehydration, cramps, gas, the shits, grogginess, toilet hugging or when “the sunlight hits you dead in the eye, like it’s mad you gave half the day to last night.”
Occurs when you wake up and notice you’ve spent a copious amount of money the previous blackout night. Could include leaving your tab open at a bar, or simply losing your wallet like a true inebriated dumbfuckboozer.
Dude, I’ve got the worst hangover. My head is pounding harder than I pounded that slizz last night.
Check your wallet fuckface, I bet your financial hangover’s worse. You bought the entire bar shots of Jack last night.
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Yo, you gotta have the worst financial hangover mankind’s eva seen. You bought multiple fifths, a quap of trees, six pizzas and an STD-free prostitute.
I wish I remember at least one of those purchases, but at least I’m classy and didn’t buy myself the herp.
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The act of getting very little sleep from staying up really late then waking up early the next morning.
Ugh I have such a videogame hangover I was up to 2:30 in the morning and had to wake up at 6 for my first class.
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A headache like feeling that resembles a hangover despite no alcohol consumption the previous night
School was really tough today because I had a phantom hangover that lasted until 11
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