Hate-meister

Hate-meister is a derivitive of the know phrase "hate monger", but is used as a substitute to try and explain the severity of a hate monger to children.

guy 1: i wish i knew who the guy was, behind all those murders

guy 2: yeah, what a Hate-meister

hate follow

When you can't help but follow someone on social media, despite how much you despise them and/or what they stand for.

"I can't help but hate follow him, bro. He's a total dick, but his shit's hilarious."

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Hate Letter

A letter or email that serves the sole purpose of conveying a hateful (usually deserved) message.

Example of a Hate Letter:

Dear boyfriend,

I'm breaking up with you because you're a disgusting, sexist pig and I can no longer bear to associate with you. I hope you fall off a cliff...and die.

All the best,

your EX girlfriend.

P.S. I will be telling everyone I know that you rape puppies.

Laying Hate

The violence of action of emptying every magazine with every bit of ammunition you have towards the enemy or intended target.

We were locked and loaded and ready to lay some hate.

How about that firefight? We were seriously laying hate!

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hate spit

The act of spitting on the opposite sex out of disrespect. Best used during the sister act of hate fucking someone you despise. Including, but not limited too hookers strippers ex girlfriends or to sum it all up whores . It's only hate spit if its aimed for the face or butthole

Yo, everytime I see Becky all I think about it hate spitting all over that whores face, she is such a piggy

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hate fap

verb - the act of masturbating while in an escalated state of anger and/or resentment directed toward oneself.

"Damn! I lost another job for stealing, and I flunked my math final. I'm such an idiot! Time to watch some hardcore and hate fap until I've learned my goddamn lesson once and for all!"

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friend hate

when your friend makes a wack ass joke and you have visceral anger in your heart but they're your friend so you love them

Friend A: "Do you use conditioner?"
Friend B: "Conditioner? I hardly know her!"
Friend A: "I friend hate you so much."