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A saying that some people have that means that they don't want to see and will not tolerate anyone's butt cleaveage.
When that plumber comes over I want it to be see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.
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When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...
"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
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Describes a situation where one is woefully and comprehensively overdue with a task or work assignment. An older cliche presumably referring to a parade scenario lead by a marching band.
I'm never going to finish the page one graphic in time, I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.
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Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action
Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name
Alex just lost at foosball:
Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."
Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."
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Never mind you will never get it
Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.
Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it
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you probably got this from an ad didnt you
you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far
A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now one of the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "stop complaining like a baby" but much more cynical.
it's usually used when someone complains about unimportant things.
She: I'm 40, single, ugly and got fired today.
Me: I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy! I'm so miserable! No one wants me! I'd rather kill myself!
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