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Someone who gives out lots of unprotected blowjobs.
Person One: "Did you hear that Caitlyn gave a blowjob to five guys last night?"
Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"
An STD usually transmitted through sexual contact with a werewolf.
The doctor told me I have werewolf herpes.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
When a person(s) enter a social circle, become friends with everyone else, then proceed to start large amounts of drama resulting in unrepairable damage of varying degrees. Because of the "infection" to everyone you know, its nearly impossible to get rid of the person(s) that cause the drama.
John: Dude these women are playing everyone against each other. I can't get rid of them either because one is always around everyone else and the other is dating my best friend.
Dave: Dude, you have Social Herpes.
When I girl sweats and her cleavage develops acne. Usually found at many theme parks
Dan: Those girls tits are huge!
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope
Did you see Tom's mouth?! Is it a zit or herpes? I am pretty sure its just zit herpes
A name for Glitter mainly used by those who work in the Theatre Industry. On account of it being itchy and getting everywhere.
"I hate sweeping up after panto there's stage herpes everywhere"
" When I got home and got in the shower I found stage herpes everywhere"
Someone with STD's who also does not shave their pubes.
"I hooked up with Veronica last night but she was a total Herpes Bush'