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one who lives in hemlock, and typically listens to metal or flies the confederate flag, they live in the country and get drunk plenty, also they love sporking and toilet papering.
that damn hemlock hick sure likes his beer
those hemlock hicks sporked my yard.
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A clique of hicks, the social affiliates therein having a "more-rugged-than-thou" outlook on life, perhaps out of spite for all those who embrace and/or appreciate opulence and who refuse to allow themselves to become assimilated into closed-minded and culturally intolerant lifestyles.
Stay away from the lame hick-cliques, and you'll make lots of cool friends who tend to admire you for who you are.
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The rare type of hick, redneck, and hillbilly located in the northern U.S.A. They have very close family ties to the soutern united states. They don't have much of a southern accent, but can fluently speak and comprehend it. They do not hang a confederate flag in fear of being shot or arrested. Most northern hicks are located in the states of washington, oregon, and idaho. They live in cities with a population or about 20,000. The cities are usually mostly composed of these northern hicks, so most people around there are wearing plaid and overalls. Northern Hicks do not own a rusty old truck that they drive around, they have the biggest truck you can buy, but it has to be very clean. Northern Hicks are truly the same as the original hick, redneck, and hillbilly, at heart, but their ways are set back by the cruelty of the city life...
Northern Hicks can be called a "sophisticated" version of the Southern Hick.
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people from the backwoods of missouri mostly, although there are patches of them that appear right here in south dakota, mainly around the pierre and sturgis regions. they usually reproduce within the family with dumb ass sayings like "aint no sense ruinin 2 familys" or "if u cant keep it in ur pants, keep it in the family". they like to sing songs to the "footloose" song usually containing these words"hick loose, hick loose, kick off ur farmer boots...relax, relax, grab on ur daughters rack..." and so on. u can spot hick billys by their mouth full of redman chew and nascar hats. also look for their other calling card, the mullet. hick billies run rampant with mullets, its a known fact. i think the discovery channel even did a documentary on it once.
They also breed like rabbits.
That damn cletus, he got mary lue, his sister, cousin, mother, and grandma, pregnant again. thats about the 12th time isnt it?
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A secretive, hot-looking office skank who sleeps her way to the top, almost always with married men. Her only qualifications for a high-paying job? Working as a model and looking like one, too.
I have two degrees and could only find a job pushing boxes along a conveyor belt, yet that bimbo Hoe Hicks could get a high paying job with zero qualifications! WTF?
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A redneck dairy guy that needs to shave down below
My boyfriend has a beautiful penis, but he sure is a dairy hick down there.
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An underwear/bra and loungewear store owned by Abercrombie and Fitch. There's only like 6 of them in the country and It's walls are covered with pictures of dudes from australia that only have a hand covering their "areas" and the girls only have a tree branch covering theirs. You can go their if you want to buy overpriced bras or need a dressing room to camp out in since some of them have beds in them. WHen you walk in a peppy girl or guy will tell you "Hi! Welcome to GIlly Hick's the CHeeky cousin of Abercrombie and Fitch!!!!" Many older people mispronounce the name "Gilly" as "Jilly" which is pretty damn annoying.
1.Hey girlfrennndd!! Have you checked out GIlly Hicks its like hellaaaa amazingggg nd theirs lots of naked dudes on the walls!!! =D
2. OhEmGee did you know that our very own WestFarms Mall is home to one of the 6 Gilly Hick's stores??!?! LIKE NO WAY.
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