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When you have no plates or dishes to cook with. Typically when camping.
Get a campfire going.
Get tinfoil and get a decent size square sheet out. Put a ball or patty of hamburger meat in the middle. cut up potatoes and throw in with the burger. you can add onions, carrots whatever you want for extras and seasoning. Get another piece of tinfoil and fold up all the ends and corners so the ingredients don't fall out.
Now put the tinfoil with your meal on the fire. Works best with no flames, but on hot coals of the fire. Let it cook 15 -20 minutes. Amazing meal.
What do you want to eat tonight for dinner? We don't have any plates or dishes.
Lets cook hobo meals. They are life changing.
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the random blabble that the generic hobo will say
Hobo: You wanna know whats wrong with the government?
Me: uhhhh....oook
Hobo: They try and teach us prospierty so we can be sucessful but Bush doesn't even know where they buried the survivors!
Me: I see.... <_<
Me(to friends who didn't hear this): I JUST HEARD THE BEST HOBO SPEAK!
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Somebody who has lived in various places in the world as a result of being the child of diplomats or travelling parents but doesn't really identify with any specific nationality or culture.
Yo so you were born in Germany, grew up in Mexico and Thailand but you now live in South Africa??! Shit man you are such a Globo-Hobo!
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Having socks where your toes hang out the holes at the ends.
Hey Brendan those hobo socks reek. I don't see why you don't just throw them away.
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One who has graduated from penultimate hipster status, the educated hobo embodies various attributes from all walks of life, including those of the hipster, nerd, and mountain man variety. The educated hobo can oftentimes be seen grokking about. There can only be one educated hobo in existence.
Tyrel currently holds the status of educated hobo. He can be seen with and without a beard.
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To find a homeless person, amputate their foot, and use it to sexually stimulate a woman.
'...I remember with fondness the frolics of my youth. The summer weekends of 1928 were particularly ranmbunctious, as myself and my good friend Archibald would get skagged up the early evening and and spend the rest of the night Hobo Footing...' - Hemondsworth Bavishay
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A small balding man in his 40's with a handlebar moustache. He is known to hold meaningless jobs (i.e. pumping shit out of porta-johns).
Look at the guy traveling in that pick-up truck with the davelin camper on the back. He is Hobo Joe.
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