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When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there
*does the pencil holder*
The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911
A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.
Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.
A wayy cooler term for glasses case.
Friend: Can I see your glasses
Me: Sure but make sure to put it back in my 2 extra eyes holder after
The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.
I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.
Title given to someone who attempts to "Flag Pole Sit" from the 1920's, and does not use a seat. They proceed to let the flag Pierce their anal cavity.
"I heard that cuck is a flag holder,"
Anson Holder is a kind, funny boy. He is so sweet and respects boundaries. He is the kind of guy you could binge watch Spongebob with. He cannot make up his mind about girls and lets his friends influence him way too much. Anson Holder’s usually fall for initials A,B, L, and J!
I went to Anson Holders band performance yesterday!
1.) A person with abnormally large sideburns
2.) A person who makes a tit of themselves at Christmas party's
what's he got on the side of his head?!? Hes a right Nobby Holder