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When you're homeless with benefits (i.e., not sleeping in your car under a bridge, access to a hot shower, free meals, with no care or bills in life)
"No I don't need change, thank you. Im bougie homeless not regular homeless .... I make it look good tho, right?"
on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search
I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.
When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
Describing one who is not without a home, but likes to act as if they are
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation
•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc
•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t
I love my best friend, but sometimes I have to remind her that she’s a contributing member of society with a house and husband, and a regular 9 to 5. And that even though she likes to sleep in her car and busk on the street asking people for money, she’s not actually homeless. She’s just homeless adjacent.
When you can't find your classes (or your teacher is absent) so you relax in the hallways
Friend: I couldn't find my classes today!
Person: It must suck being school homeless!
Generally good information for anyone but specifically for people who are homeless.
“Did you hear the liquor store is now taking food stamps?”
“Huge news for the homeless population.”
Christian aitkens homeless bttm. A guy who got caught under a bridge bent over by a dirty old homeless man
Christian aitkens homeless bttm let's homeless man do him outside