hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.

Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."

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hooker-fat

Invisible layer of fat used by hookers during the wintertime to shield them from the elements while wearing little or no clothing (see "school of tuna").

While turning tricks on a cold West Virginia night, Suzie used her invisible layer of hooker-fat to keep her warm.

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Party hooker

A girl that loves to party and hooks up with different guys every night.

Keith's niece is a party hooker.

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charity hooker

A hooker who does her work for free.

"Mary is a charity hooker, always thinking of her clients. Isn't that the hooker you want on your side?"

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hooker foot

noun (HEWK-UR FEWT)
derived from german "Hewker Feut", meaning "he who hewks feut".

1. an expression used to describe the imprint of gum left on the sidewalk.
2. those children and teachers at your school
3. generally anything

verb
4. an act of awkward foot positioning

hooker feet - plural

1. Look at that hooker foot left on the ground.
2. Those hooker feet are such hooker feets.
3. Hey, there are so many hooker feet!
4. Last night I went on a date with John and I hooker footed; it totally killed the mood.

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hooker casual

Just as there is business attire for formal business situations, and business casual for social situations that have potential implications for business, so too is there 'hooker-casual' dresswear for those times when you kind of look like a ho' who's presently off-duty.

"If we're gonna go out to that bar, I'm gonna dress hooker casual."
"You probably shouldn't dress hooker casual to class today."

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Hooker Punching

to lure a lady of the evening over to yourself or your vehicle and let her get close by asking a question in a low voice. When she approaches you , you really molly wop her in the face.

Me and Jeff went "Hooker Punching" after we pulled the robber on our old ladies.

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