cheese hose

unwashed male genitalia

most of the homeless population suffer from a cheese hose

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Barratt Hose

The act of a male urinating in ones mouth whilst performing oral sex. Originated from such acts carried out by 'Barratt'

Barratt loves piss dunt he, Al jus gave him a Barratt Hose

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Fire-Hose

The act of a man not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, and then expelling all of his backed up sperm on his girlfriends face or inside of her mouth.

After a long week at my grandma's, I came home and fire-hosed the shit out of this stripper last night.

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hose-head

A Dick-head (literally a Penis-head), a Prick.

That police officer that gave me a traffic ticket is a real Hose-head.

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air hose

New loafers worn without socks. Pretty much a prep school expression.

John's got some new air hose.

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Canty Hose

Sally Hansen's "airbrush legs" - leg makeup that is sprayed from a can; creating smooth, evenly-toned legs which allows the user to avoid wearing Panty Hose/nylon stockings.

I had this hot dress that I wanted to wear with sandals, so I just used canty hose instead of nylons.

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Love hose

The counterperson to a "love bucket" in long term, loving relationships. This person supplies love, while the "love bucket" recieves and retains it.

"How are you, my love bucket?" "Just wonderful, my love hose!".

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