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The act of impregnating a woman, then disappearing, never to be heard from again.
"Yo man, Jamal pulled the Harlem Houdini on D'quanda. She find him, he gon' be payin' support til he dead!"
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a variation of the standard houdini sex act. Perform sex in a doggy-style position, and instead of faking ejaculating on the lady's back as you would in a houdini, you actually do ejaculate. When she turns around, you give her a right hook to the jaw.
Not very nice, but neither is a houdini.
Top points were given to the man who could pull off the most double houdinis and get away with it.
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Yet another variation on the classic Houdini, prerequisites are that you MUST be wearing a loincloth.
*Do your lady from behind
*Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on her back
*When she turns around, unleash your load in her face
*As she stares at you in disbelief, strike a mighty blow and bellow 'THIS IS SPARTA!'
*Finish off by striking a homosexual limp-wristed pose, a la xerxes
"Hey Steve, I Houdini 300'd your mum last night!"
"STEVE!, are you listening?????!"
"Sorry, I was thinking of xerxes in a loincloth!"
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Unlike what other people think, who are morons and don't identify the 'reverse' of the 'reverse houdini'...it is when you've performed a houdini so often (aka, you're engaging in anal sex, pull out and act like you're coming on her back but instead are drooling and she turns to see and you cum in her face) that she turns to catch the facial and you just hock a loogie in her face. The idea here people is that it is degrading SO MUCH to the point that a normally highly degrading act is hightened by an even more degrading act. This girl is OWNED!
A girl who's pretty much a useless piece of tramp ass - Reverse Houdini baby!
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Weed that looks awful but is in reality the stickiest of ickies
GUY:dude this weed is shit
Dealer: DAWG its dat houdidni man HOOTY HOO BABY YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Guy: well i guess its ok then
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the act of fucking and then spiting on a womens back then she thinks you're done but then you cum in her face
i gave sally a hidden houdini and she took it by surprise.
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A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)
Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"
Female: "Yes! What will we have?"
Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"
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