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The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay
"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton
8đź‘Ť 2đź‘Ž
The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
18đź‘Ť 2đź‘Ž
When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.
Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”
5đź‘Ť 2đź‘Ž
When Tim fuck chick he put in asshore so it feer nice in peehore
I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE is when josh fuck a chick in di asshore so it feer good in peehore
3đź‘Ť 12đź‘Ž
Dora has resorted to bullying 10 year olds on Roblox
“hola soy dora can you find where i gave a fuck?”
This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.
Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals
Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”
“Dude what the fuck”