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Min Yoongi

Min Yoongi, also known as Suga, Gloss or Agust D, is the lead rapper and official baby boy of K-pop group BTS. He's the cute and small one that looks like a kitten, usually mistaken as cold and an asshole because heteronormativity, you know. So talented: he produces, composes, writes lyrics, dances (appreciate his dancing more hoes), raps and I'm sure he'd be a good singer if he actually tried. He's also the gay king of BTS, makes all ships better. Please make him feel pretty and cherished, it's all he wants and needs.

– Did you know Min Yoongi won a producer award at the 2017 MMA?

– Yes, I'm so proud. I hope someone ate his ass like he deserves.

by yooniesmatriarchalfigure December 03, 2017


min en

a warm hearted person who always goes above and beyond for all her friends! friendly and enthusiastic in nature, she never fails to greet others with anything less than a warm welcome and bright smile! she's also super smart, cute and affectionate! always down for an advenrture HAHA if u ever date a min en, you're probably the second luckiest guy in the world since the luckiest guy is dating me 😂

oH SHE'S CURRENTLY VERY SINGLE RIGHT NOW SO ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF ANY MIN ENS AROUND YOU!! you definitely won't regret it if you date her

also this is definitely not written by a min en

thanks for coming to my ted talk! i'm janice and nice is in my name

who's that beauty over there?
that must be min en!

by janicetheniceone November 22, 2021


min-chan

the cutest baby ever super supportive and helpful and lovable and i just want to give her a kith mwa

i want to give min-chan a rly tight hug

by sleepyjirou October 26, 2020


Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server

A discord server ran by Minuteman (very short) and Goldy (likes crystals).
Regularly runs Gartic Phone events.

Hey man, are you joining the gartic event in Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server later tonight?
No way man! Cris is there!

by retekt August 03, 2024


Hou Min

Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He is the strongest being to walk the earth. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, so his power is immeasurable. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Hou Min channels the power of the China man, which allows him to manipulate anything that was made in China. He also has a demon mode. When he enters this mode he sees everything, and in this form he is unstoppable. He cannot be beaten and is strong enough to destroy planets with his stare. However, his weakness/strength are happy meals. If you give him a happy meal, he might actually help you instead of brutally ripping your spine out. You can even try trapping him by luring him with happy meals, although he will probably destroy you. But that's just his 1st form. After consuming 69,420 happy meals, he unlocks and masters the happymealgan, which allows him to manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, bursting your body open. He has more forms, although those are uncertain. His power level is immeasurable. Hou Min can also be used as transportation, as you can fuel him with just happy meals.

niggel 1: hey bro you saw how hou min blew up obama?
niggel 2: yeah dude, it was totally explosive. best part was when he blew up saturn

by last century September 27, 2022


min-maxing

in gaming - the skill of learning how to or carrying out, using perfect or nearly perfect information, to fully optimize a game's potential

- 'min-maxed' for past tense

He was min-maxing his Balatro seeded run to reach the round score of 'naneinf'.

by grEy. August 01, 2024


Bin Min

A minnie or commonly known as a vagina, that smells after a long day.

Ugh… I have just got off a Ryan Air flight and have such bad Bin Min….

by yor mum 583 March 26, 2025