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A relationship where a girl finds a "handsome prince" that "treats her like a princess" and "they live happily ever after" The chances of finding a relationship like this are slim to none, probably because guys will be guys and they dont believe in that bullshit.
Girls all search for them all their lives, but are going to have to accept that Disney is pure fake and the world doesn't work like that.
She be hatin, shit!
cuz she be fiendin for disney relationships
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A relationship where one,if not both,claim to have interest in each other. One, if not both, lack real interest in one another,they just play the boyfriend/girlfriend role. Leading the person on.
Susan broke up with Johnny because the person she really wanted came along. She only liked the attention Johnny showed, but not Johnny. Johnny knew it was a fake relationship.
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A relationship in which two people agree that they want to be together, but can't exactly promise that they won't see other people too. Basically, to have it all: a significant other and the freedom to hook up with other people. Common during college for many post-high school relationships.
"Are you still with Joe?"
"Well, we're in a open relationship now. And it's don't ask, don't tell."
"Are you okay with that?"
"You know, it IS college, and there are so many cute guys out there..."
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A man that is not mature enough to handle an adult relationship. He will eat you up at first, and then throw you up when things get too serious.
Mary - "Hey, how's your new boyfriend?"
Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"
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When you're stuck in a terrible relationship you can't get out of because you've already invested a lot of energy into it. It drains you to the core and leaves you haunted and disillusioned, just like the Vietnam War.
"Howard, you have to leave her! You look like hell and it's obviously a Vietnam Relationship. Get out before she drains your soul forever!"
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Like a baby bump, except your not large from being pregnant, but large from eating too much and being lazy and not taking care of yourself cause you are in a relationship and dont need to put an effort into keeping yourself looking sexy.
When you go from being a sexy girl that everyone wants to tap, to then having a boyfriend and then 3 months later youre putting on weight and have a belly, thats a Relationship bump!
Eg1: Oh look what happened to Sarah, after she started dating Steve shes gotten all fat! Look at that Relationship Bump man! What happened to that sexy thang, she used to look as fly as Jlo!!
Eg2: I really need to hit the gym and work off my relationship bump. This boyfriend of mine is got me too comfy and making me lazy!
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a relationship that is unclear whether its actually true or not, that is shown on the info page of facebook
hannah stein and chris yapola are now married on facebook
beth: do you think hannah actually married that scumbag
frank: no, retard its just a facebook relationship!
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