When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.
Hey, you going out tonight?
Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.
ear burgers:
Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.
a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.
I had to start using my speakerphone because my cell ear got so bad.
The action of one who gets fucked in the ear.
Hey Jack, get that dog away from your head before you get ear boned.
That annoying ring in your ear when everything is dead silent.
Man, I crash after the concert last night and I had such an Ear Fly.
A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.
Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.
When you grab the ears of a catgirl and use her face as a fleshlight
“hey bro, is that your catgirl?”
“sure is”
“can i ear leverage her”
“sure man anything for my homie”