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The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.
'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'
Is a very aromatic oily substance found at the ear crack which smells similar to toe jam.
When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.
Hey, you going out tonight?
Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.
ear burgers:
Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.
When a person ejaculates into another's ear canal
It was such a good night, he gave me an ear icing
When you grab the ears of a catgirl and use her face as a fleshlight
“hey bro, is that your catgirl?”
“sure is”
“can i ear leverage her”
“sure man anything for my homie”
A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.
Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.