Shower Hands - Adj
Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands
Guy 2: Sucks bro
when one steals a shopping cart and hides it in an unexpecting friends shower to later be suprisingly discovered.
After listening to Kone's fuel injected crate engine speech, Jackson and Rusty stole a shopping cart from the grocery store and placed it inside of Kone's shower. Kone awoke the next morning and proceeded cleanse his dirty ass and found a shopping cart in his shower. He then realized he had been shower carted. Get you some of that.
To bathe in deodorant or anti-perspirant, usually in the absence of any immediately available, advanced body-washing facilities.
There's banner-making to do and all sorts, so I've not got time to go to the QMU. Think I'll just take a Hetherington Shower and have done for now....
A rapid way to cleanse oneself when there isn’t enough time to take a regular shower. This includes re-applying deodorant, changing out underwear and socks, and wiping your ass with a moist wet wipe.
There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!
Something that may destroy your shower if you don't properly maintain it
*Jerry hops into the shower * why is the shower motor so loud? *the motor proceeds to explode. Killing jerry* a shower motor may kill you. Jkjkjk or am I?
To wash quickly wash under the armpits and genitals (more specifically the vagina).
Actual conversation where I heard this from a nursing home resident:
Me: Did you have a nice bath?
Woman: Only had time for an airplane shower.
Me: What's an airplane shower.
Woman: Under the wings and in the cock pit.
The act of doing various leg workouts in a hot shower. This is usually done by jumpers who want to gain leg strength. Typically, you wash your face, do a series of calf raises, wash your hair, do a series of calf raises, wash your body, do a series of calf raises, and so on. The heat from the shower relaxes the muscles and works them out better than outside of a shower.
"You going to jump 6' 4" this year, man?"
"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."
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