swim standing

Dumb way of saying taking a shower

He stank so he went to swim standing

niggas swim

Another way of saying “it is what it is” exempt from people who cannot say the n-word.

Friend 1: “Did you see Jamal’s hairline?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, it’s pretty bad.”
Friend 1: “Niggas swim I guess.”

swim bum

A swim bum is a type of guy who loves the outdoors, hiking and is adventurous. Will wear thongs and knock off blue oakley sunnies from the servo. Usually has a dad called Ian. A swim bum loves a good hike on the weekend. Loves a cold beer and is a chill type of guy.

Hey I’ve started dating a Swim Bum…

Swim Bitch

"Swim Bitch." refers to a saying "Sink or swim" meaning that whatever you are doing you can fail and sink or you can swim and make it, telling someone to "Swim Bitch" is telling them to do it with unaffection or an uncaring way.

Used when someone is telling you something that they feel is hard but you don't care while telling them to just do it already.
Using the phrase goes both ways and can be used in a friendly manner only if you have that sense of humor to tell them to do it while them being your playful friend. to be used as a more urban slang to Nike's ,"Just Do it."

"Hey it's been hard trying to save up and do this thing I want but all thes other things keep coming up making it even harder to do." rather then saying "Just do it." you can tell them to "Swim Bitch"

"swim bitch get it done."
"I don't care what you have to do after all that, swim bitch"
"nows the time, swim bitch"

Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item

Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava”

Trim Swimming

1.Driving around your hometown with a group of guys in the middle of winter in hopes that one will find a large group of women who have no goals other than pleasing said guys with their mouths and or other sexual holes. Usually doesn't result in any type of copulation, unless two of the men in the car are gay, or one man is gay and much stronger than the others.

2. Literally swimming in a woman's vagina, or a pool full of disembodied snatch.

1. "It's 2:30 in the morning, on a Tuesday in December in Myrtle Beach. What the hell is there to do?"

"Let's go trim swimming"

2. "Last night I literally filled my pool up with trim and backstroked my way into hell."

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Swimming Trunks

A mans worst nightmare when he see’s a real hot girl

He gets out of the pool

Well shit

It has to show through these swimming trunks

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