A seriously intoxicated person, male or female, who finds comfort and solace by lying in the bath tub at a house party. Can often be detected by the tell-tale signs of shampoo bottles, razors, luffas, lying on the floor by the tub. These items will have been knocked over by the tub drunkie as he/she climbs into their safe haven.
Partygoer #1: Has anyone seen the birthday boy?
Partygoer #2: Nope. He was pretty effed up. He probably passed out somewhere...
Partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): Found him! He's lying in the shower covered in barf. Poor little tub drunkie...
When a fish is in a can you get a fish in a tub and eat they/zem
I Could really go for a fish maybe a fish in a tub or 🍼
Friend I love fish in a bag on toast
Me ewwwww fish in a tub is the goat
Friend ew
an endearing term given to a metaphorical son of similar age to his metaphorical mothers; often given to a friend for whom you have motherly feelings toward; Hmong for son.
“Wow I love Jonah so much, he’s practically my tus tub.”
An all knowing being that can tell you everything and anything this world has to offer although they do not hold godly power like phil swift.
Senpai-Of-The-Tub grant me your wisdom
When you are in a house full of people, and the only place you can go to be alone is the bath tub where you are made to orgasm so hard you bust the handle off the tub and hear from the next room...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!
Poor miss puss got her so riled up she was busting the tub in the middle of her vaction!
When a paraplegic man has to use the bathroom at a stadium with a trough urinal. They wheel in and jump up placing their nubs to the edge of the trough and lean over placing a hand on the wall for balance.
Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened when TJ cut in front of that wheelchair guy in line for the bathroom at the Lions game?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: Guy punched him in the back of the head and rolled right over him on his way to the urinal.
Person 2: Wait how does a wheelchair guy use a urinal?
Person 1: Come on man... you never heard of tub nubbin?
Person 2: Oh yeah tub nubbin I've heard of that!
Person 2: I bet TJ wishes he never crossed that tub nubbin some bitch.
Person 1: You can say that again!
A system of free emergency tampons in your school, college or workplace.
Tampon Tubs are a supply of free emergency tampons, set up for and by people who menstruate. The idea is that you take one when you need one and replenish it when you have a spare. Tampon Tubs are maintained through an honour system and are easy to set up. Never go without again.
There is a Tampon Tub in the library toilets, it really came in handy the other day.