While shagging in missionary position: The male participant pulls out and gets up in frog position (at least 3” away from the poom) and tries to ejaculate precisely into the poom.
I nailed an Indiana Freethrow, now I have a bun in the oven.
Step 1: get a potato
Step 2: shove potato up your ass
Step 3 repeat
The Indiana potatos hot spicy feel make it good for the real.
A rural ghetto in Northern Indiana whose only three businesses are based on the sale of alcohol.
Person 1: Hey, man, wanna go to Hamlet, Indiana?
Person 2: Nope.
a town where all the potheads and alcoholics meet up and fuck each other at dollar general. all the people at ossian are fake ass bitches and they dirty as hell. they like to shove dead cats up their pussy.
hey, come to ossian indiana where you’ll get aids from dead cats and fake ass bitches.
A town in indiana full of corndicks or wanna be blacks who have nothing to do but get drunk every weekend in their grandpa’s corn field.
We saw a drunk lady in Rushville Indiana Walmart before they shut it down.
The most overrated town in the entirety of Indiana.
There used to be a Radioshack in Madison Indiana now there is not
The act of inserting any bodily fluid into one’s mouth, and then slapping them in the face as hard as possible with said fluid still in their mouth.
“Damn, I took this cute gal back home that night, things were going great until I gave her the Indiana Slobberknocker (Piss edition), now she won’t return my calls”