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Literally the best Marvel movie to release
“Did you watch Avengers Infinity War?”
“I did, it was incredible..”
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The biggest number known to all mankind. Very useful when dealing with friends that think that they can out do anyone with saying infinity infinity plus two to the guy who thinks that infinity plus one is the biggest number. May be the answer to all existing problems.
infinity plus three put to use in a normal everyday occurence:
Sally: did you know that kazillion is the biggest number ever?
Joe: Nu-uh, infinity is!
Sally: Kazillion!
Steve: As a matter of fact, it's infinity plus one!
Sally: KAZILLION!
Joe: There's no such thing!
Bob Saget: You're all wrong, the world's biggest number is infinity plus TWO!
Sally: KAZILLION! (dies from heart attack)
Joe: (Asks Bob Saget for autograph)
Steve: (confused)
God: Foolish humans, the world's biggest number is of course, INFINTY(pause) PLUS (pause) THREE!
Sally: (twitching with last remnants of life)
Joe: (shoves Bob Sagot autograph down Sally's throat)
Steve: (kicks Sally's head checking if she's alive)
Bob Sagot: (Slaps his knee) Wouldn't this be even funnier it were on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
God: Yes.
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Bigger than infinity plus one.
I win infinity plus one times!
I win infiniy plus two.
NOOOOOO!
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That Depressing Feeling You Get After Watching 'The Avengers: Infinity War'. Mainly Because Of The Ending.
Toby: I Saw Infinity War Last Night.
Eric: Oh Cool, How'd You Like It?
Toby: It Was Cool, But Now I Have 'Infinity War Depression'
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The biggest frickity fracking clickity clackin snick snackin cliffhanger ever known to man.
Bill: OMG have you seen Avengers Infinity War?
William: fAW#A$DR%F&TGY
Willbilliam: hm YeS hE hAs
When Infiniti Williams walked by she was loookin' good!
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Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk and the rest of the Avengers unite to battle their most powerful enemy yet -- the evil Thanos. On a mission to collect all six Infinity Stones, Thanos plans to use the artifacts to inflict his twisted will on reality. The fate of the planet and existence itself has never been more uncertain as everything the Avengers have fought for has led up to this moment.
Some Friend: Hey Wanna Go See Avengers: Infinity War
Me: FUCK YEAH
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