Portable device made to annoy a larger audience. The company Apple makes you believe it's actually cool, but when you buy it, you are immediately surprised by how it sucks harder than a vacuum cleaner.
Person A: Oh... You got an iPod? I'm so sorry. Here, try my Creative ZEN.
Person B: Thanks, now I feel much better!
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if you don't feel like listening to
someone talk you could listen to your favorite song on your ipod
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Something that is overpriced and over-rated. It can hold more songs than anyone can EVER listen to. You have an option to BUY all of your MP3s the LEGAL way off the Itunes store or you can download them all for free off of Limewire ... to get album covers you can easily go on Google Images. You can only charge your battery a couple of times ... then you have to spend 935709754 dollars to get a new one. :/ Another option all-together is to get a kind-of-cheap MP3/MP4 player from Wal-Mart that may not look as nice, but does pretty much the same thing as an Ipod ... also takes batteries. What does it matter what your MP3/MP4 player looks like, as long as you can listen to music, who the fuck CARES?
Dude: OMG, I just bought a 500GB Ipod!!!!
Other Dude: And, why would you do that?
Dude: So I can listen to my three hundred songs!
Other Dude: Why didn't you get a cheaper version, then? You don't really need all of those GBs.
Dude: So I can be hella cool ... and spend hundreds of dollars on the over four hundred GBs I do not need in my whole life time.
Other Dude: You're a loser ..
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1. a retarded mp3 player that costs at least 2 times more than others that are just as good if not better
2. a mp3 player that can break so easily
1. Idiot: I just got an ipod that holds 10,000 songs for $500! and songs only cost a dollar!
Me: i have a dell that holds 10,000 songs and i got it for $200. oh and songs are only $.20
2. i have only had my ipod for a week and its already broken
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The premier mp3 player.
Apparently people have a problem with that.
The most common problem? Too expensive.
Is that REALLY the case?
No, the nay-sayers are CHEAP. Yes CHEAP.
A ford fiesta drives around town just like a Mercedes-Benz G500.
But we all know the difference.
An ipod to a iriver whatever is the same thing.
Not everyone is CHEAP and unable to afford an ipod.
For a country built on majority rule, some people sure do complain alot.
it's not the world's best-selling mp3 player for no reason.
Some people don't care to watch a full-fledged movie on a screen the size of a babies hand nor buy a mp3 player to listen to the radio (c'mon now, don't be nit-pickey.)
Just calmly think about it to yourself and chiefly, stop being so damn CHEAP.
broke ass motherfuckahs... i'm ballin' bitches! i even got diamonds all around my shit. Suck on these muthafuckahs!!
Anti-Ipod Guy: you got an ipod? How stupid of you, my mp3 player is half the price and does all the same things. Even has a internet radio.
Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice...
same as saying...
Anti-Ipod Guy: You got a BMW M3? How stupid of you. My Ford Focus has four wheels and front-mounted engine and costs a fraction of your car. Even has FM radio.
Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice...
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An mp3 player as good as every other freakin player around, except doesnt have color screen, and cost 2X as much, and cost 2X as much to get songs for, also made by the dumbest company APPLE.<--die die
Ipod's are the best! They cost 199.99! and I can buy 10,000 songs for 10,000 dollars!- Really; I got this mp3 player for 90.99 and I can put any songs off my computer onto it for free!
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An mp3 player that is very popular amongst the fad following peoples. They are difficult to use, as they have a touch pad that you must move your finger in a circle on for it to work. this can be helpful, and not helpful. the head phones that come with it are not the most comfortable, and so it never ceases to amaze me how many people where these headphones even though they are not listening to music. my theory is it's just to show they have one. They are pretty expensive for the budgeted teen, but are supposedly worth the money.
I just filled up my ipod with some new music!
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