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When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
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When a woman squats over a man's face and/or chest and rubs her vagina against his skin, smearing him with her juices. The resulting stance the woman achieves is akin to surfing.
I told him he could cum on my face if he let go pussy surfing on his chest.
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To stand/balance on moving subway, much like one would on a surfboard, so as to not come into contact with any germ covered surface. The term "subway" may be used interchangably with any form of mass transit ie, bus, train, T, metro, tube.
Rather than sit next to the homeless man, Joe opted to subway surf.
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Looking over someone's shoulder when they are working or at a terminal with the intention of snooping, stealing information, or just annoying.
I think granny was shoulder surfing me when I entered my PIN into the ATM.
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The state of being you obtain when you inhale a balloon of nitrous oxide followed by a long drag off of an amyl. In laiman's terms, a quick 15-20 second magic carpet ride through a caleidoscopic dimension.
Dude, I was space surfing last night and almost fell off of my board!
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The art of flipping a bed over onto the poor bastard in it. Then jumping on top of the bed and seeing how long you can stay on top and keep riding your "wave" (the twisting, curseing person under the bed). Jumping up and down is also A-O-K, just don't touch the floor. Else you have to start over.
Well the Jerk passed out on the bed.. So Brett decided to go "Jerk Surfing" and flipped the bed over onto the Jerk; and jumped on top of the mess.
"Hey get out of my bed you stupid hippie" I yelled and still they laid there. So I did the old jerk surfing move and made sure to jump extra hard onto the bed. Dam smelly hippies.
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