Itch lasagna

When your christian but you still support PewDiePie

Person 1: *singing Itch lasagna*
Person 2: Why are you singing it like that?
Person 1: because PewDiePie is my dad

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My Nose Itches

1.) Someone is thining about you
2.) Someone wants to kiss you

Stop thinking about me.... youre making my nose itch

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My peepee itches

You have genital herpes

Alex: “my peepee itches”
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes”

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My Balls Itch

This is commonly used phrase for a man named Crees. No one knows why his balls are itching. This is a serious disorder and
should not be taken as a joke. If you see
anyone with this disorder please contact
123myballsitch.com

Person 1: Yo wanna go to town
Person 2: Weh My Balls Itch
Person 1: Yo why your balls always itching

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Guitar Hero Itch

The annoying and inevitable sensation of an itch at any place on the body that occurs while playing Guitar Hero.

Mandy: "My arm itches, but I can't scratch it because I have to keep playing!"
Claire: "I know how you feel; my nose has been itchy for the last 5 minutes, but there hasn't been a break in my notes. Damn you Guitar Hero itch!"

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My pp itches

some shrek nigga saying my pp itches and does a demonic dance

Shrek:we live in a society where... my pp itches
D E M O N I C D ANC E pp means penis

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my teeth itch

the feeling of your teeth actually “itching,” usually due to excessive insufflation of cocaine.

*scratches gum line* “Dude, I think it’s time to call it a night, we’ve been up doing blow for 49 hours. My teeth itch.