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Tall GARRMAN gay wolf, also the best person I ever met แตสทแต
will punch you if you start with you homophobic/racist/sexist bullshit
-She gives amazing hugs
-Wow! she must be an Izzy!
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sex god that gives girls queffing powers. also gets all the cute girls, and can sometimes be a tool... most of the times is an assbag.
he's an izzy.
i did an izzy last night.
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She is such a bitch. No one wants to go near her. She is over dramatic and bratty. She wears over sized bras and other things to make her look like a slut.
Oh my god did you see Izzy she just fucked that dude! She has a boyfriend too!
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An Izzy is the biggest type of Horse Gurl and will never stop loving the horses. They are also incredibly UGLY!
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A girl who is an absolute slut with a big ass and won't be afraid to show her tits but is very beautiful and nice on the inside.
Bob: that new girl what's her name?
Allan: Izzy
bob: she's such a slut, but she's fit as hell
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Before consumating a sexual act a person defined as an Izzy would say certain things like "Scuse me while I whip this out" and "That's what she said" and "Papa Cock" to see if his/her partner would be turned on. In the abscence of desire they would then do an amazingly complicated - for some people - mating dance that looked like a more fun hip version of getting your ass spanked. If that also failed they would then do the "Shake Your Finger Dance" and when no results came from that then they would read embarassing lesbian erotica and then question the meaning of a Labia therefore killing the sexual mood of the erotic literature. In the very last attempt of "getting it on" they would tell their partner that they "Don't like it when you talk, because that means you're not sucking my cock" In the end no sex will be had by anyone and the person defined as an Izzy would go home and take off their pants and sit and read a romance novel and talk about hot Walmart Guy with her best friend who also happens to be a complete loser.
"Oh man, I became an Izzy last night! I was singing 'What's Your Fantasy' to one of my friends and then she chimed in! Never felt like more of a loser or Fuckface."
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