Someone who thinks its fun to name other people.
That guy over there is such a jake.
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A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.
Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.
Yeah...Jake fucked me over too.
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When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')
"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"
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Jake is pretty fat tbh
βLook at Jake, heβs pretty fat isnβt heβ
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A person could be a boy that is short but has balls of steel
Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea
"Did you hear Jake ate his GF's moms Vagina the other day"
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