January 2

Give a girl a kiss day. gay or not you have to do it.

Julia:woah it’s January 2
Lesbian:you no what that means
Julia:frick it I’m gay

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January 16

If you are born on this day there is a good chance you a a sexy motherfucker and a bad ass. You get what you want without being a dick and of course you get all the girls/boys. You could be the President maybe even the Pope.

Dam you were born on January 16? that explains why you get all the girls.

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January 21

Whoever was born on this day are the baddest bitchs alive. Also if you were born on this day you dgaf

She was born on January 21?? Better watch out she a bad bitch (don’t try her)

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January 12

If this day is your birthday than you are a strong loving Capricorn who also hates people but still manages to get anxiety when not around people.

Person A: Why is that person super nervous?
Person B: Because she was born in January 12 and is socially awkward.

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January 5

The day the earth was created, the day the planet will be destroyed.

Bible: "and on the 5th day, God created the heavens and the earth"
The 5th of the first month ever, January 5th.

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January 8

The day a selfless and well mannered person was born. This world doesn’t deserve them and everyone else can see that.

“She is so kind, she must have been born on January 8th!”

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january 7

KISS your crush day

oh its january 7th you should Totally kiss your crush

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