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When your old lady takes a piss in the middle of the night and lets the yellow mellow & you take a morning piss into the paper and it blows up like a jellyfish.
I got up this morning and took a piss and made the biggest piss water jellyfish you have ever seen.
piss toilet urine
Its a used condom floating in or around the East River or any other virulent, disease infested, filthy dirty body of water in NYS ..
"Wow I was docking my boat and noticed a Staten Island jellyfish floating by...EEEWWWW Gross"
The practice of letting everyone on your baseball, football , or Hockey team ejaculate all over your girlfriends face in front of her parents after a game.
Janets parents were mortified by the sight of their daughter's face after the Oklahoma Sooners Football team gave her that Atlantic City Jellyfish
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The act of busting a nut then doing a backflip fast enough to clutch a load the load with your buttcheeks in mid air then fart
dude i watched this one guy do a Puerto Rican jellyfish last night best fap of my life
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a submerged plastic grocery bag full of beers used to transport beers while swimming. often seen at wakeboard contests
"Want a beer?"
"Nah, I got my own, check the smith mountain lake jellyfish."
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Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.
"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."
wanking till you nearly cum, keeping the cum inside till it rots. Go to your lady friend and nut her in the mouth, when she vomits over the disgusting smell and tase follow through by pissing in her mouth and in all the stench and disgust, turn her on her stomach and suck out her shit.
cop: so what happened last night
stripper: he got to excited and gave me a extreme arabian jellyfish.
cop: D:
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