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Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.
Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?
Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
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one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg
i went to the ER for speed jerking
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The next space you plan to masterbate in that you haven't before. It can be a friend's house, a particular bathroom, a public area, etc.
My next jerk target is going to be Gillespie's house.
100% Masturbating with the inability to focus on anything else but completion.
"I'm in full jerk right now, catch you later" - Boyd Tinsley
to be tossed about in a herkish manner whilst owning the passenger seat in your friend's car.
stop driving like that. you're herky jerkin' me all around.
damn my neck is still sore from being herky jerked. maybe if you didn't drive so fast up the mountain i'd be fine.
honey slow down. the kids are all getting herky jerked in the back.
The act of 2 males sitting next to each other, reaching over each others arms whilst jerking off the other person.
Rewrite to proper english please, cross jerking
The space between two parked cars which is just small enough to not fit your car. This space is left by someone with the wherewithal to neither pull up nor back up a little bit in order for your car to fit snugly next to the curb.
Variation: Dick Space
"Yo, Jessica, I wanted to park in front of your shitty, rundown apartment but this asshole left jerk space behind your neighbor's car. Fuck that shit. I'm leaving"