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A goblin that steals your weed when you're not looking
Where did my weed go it must have been a Jewish goblin
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A mythical or otherwise non-existant creature or item.
"Unicorns are like Jewish Foreskins, They don't exist!" or "Have you seen my keys? They seem to have made like a Jewish Foreskin and just up and disapeared!"
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Actually a dry hand job given by the usually stingy Jew chick.
Ted: Yo did you hook up with that Schwartz chick last night?
Me: Yeah and all I got was a lousy Jewish Blowjob.
Ted: Bro I'm sorry man.
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A Jewish Turd refers to a Jewish male.
Martin Silverbergstein is a classic Jewish Turd.
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The Jewish Cowboy is a homosexual sex position. One man sits in a chair, while another man rides him facing the same direction as the man on the bottom. The man on the bottom reaches around to jack off the man on top. Right before the man on top ejaculates, he turns around and splooges on the mans chest in the shape of the star of David.
Man 1: Hey my good, homosexual friend, would you like to engage in a Jewish Cowboy with me?
Man 2: I have been waiting all day for you to ask me this question.
Man 1: Than let us hop right to it!
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An extremely horrible guilt trip best exicuted by Jewish people in which they make you feel guilty for wanting something they need. Not to be confused with catholic guilt
Hey dad can I have this chili in the fridge. Shure but I will die if you eat it because I haven't had food in days. Dad stop jewish guilting me.
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hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*
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