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A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.
That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.
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Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a girls wrist and it looks like a watch. First heard on the song uptown funk.
I like to cum on time, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk
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the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out
he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping
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When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.
Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.
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Slang word to define the male "penis".
Met this filthy whore last night and fucked her with my jizz pistol. It was locked, cocked and ready to rock.
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Sperm which is realised in a public place.
E.g sperm in a changing room, can be referred to public Jizz
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The act of ejaculating on a woman's neck, preferably a woman who has alot of fat flabby skin, similar to a turkey.
That old wrinkly hag didn't deserve a facial, so I gave her a Jizz Gizzard instead.
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