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Every Jonathan has a Bestfriend named Melissa
"Hey Jonathan who's your Bestfriend "
"My Bestfriend is Melissa"
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The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.
HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>
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A word describing a homosexual high schooler or human waste
"Oh, man i need to take a huge ass Jonathan"
"Jonathan is so gay he goes to Dickinson high school"
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a jerk-like being that never answers his phone and is EXTREMELY irresponsable. he will pretend like he loves you sometimes, but DONT BE FOOLED. afterwards he will lie and ecieve you and not answer his phone.
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A Jonathan is a boy looking to have sex, this man has is a drug dealer. He makes a living off marijuana. Jonathan's is a sexy man who will start fights over political subjects. Jonathan is a well known man in the froend group, he is known to be the funnys one . And everone admires him for who he is. A Jonathan goes on porn hub daily. Thw name Jonathan Translated from the Swahili name Mandingo, witch is farely know for dark magic
Yo Jonathan how much does the sniff calf cost
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Is lowkey gay, small penis, porn addict, and is a fat cunt
Hey you know that gay dude
Yea he Is so a Jonathan
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