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Jon's House

A Popular Travel Location For Hungry People From Around The Globe.

"Oh I can't eat one more thing, I'm still full from Jon's House"

by IWishICouldEat April 16, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jon Wayne

A hiphop artist hailing from La Habra, CA. Said to be the new shit in town. He has been featured on many albums, including "You know what it is, vol. 3". He is also the only goonie nigga in dem tightie pants

1. Jon Wayne is playing tonight at Low end theory, that goonie nigga in dem tightie pants can sure rippity rap.
2. Jon Wayne ate all of the Reese's sticks at am pm, they were sold out for weeks.
3. Jon Wayne drives an old POS Chrysler around LA looking for hookers and blow. Oh, and he's a rapper.

by Steven Vanguard May 29, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lil Jon

the craziest nigga around. I'm not even sure he's mentally sane. Creator of " YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, WHATTTTT?, OKAYYYYYY!, and my personal favorite LLLLLLLLLLLETS GOOOO"

"hey did you hear that new lil jon song?"
"Um dude, that guy can't rap, he knows like 4 words man"

by J 2 da P December 8, 2004

1003๐Ÿ‘ 424๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jon and Kate

The most dysfuntional family on US soil.

Jon: The father and the sane one. Been seen cheating on his wife with Deanna Hummel. The better parent none the less. Jon lets his kids be kids while his estranged wife wants to treat them like adults when there ages are 5 and 8

Kate:Been engaged before but it was over because she was too controling. Been said to have an affair with her bodyguard. Bitch.

Jon and Kate plus 8 is the highest rated TV show on TLC. I don't blame Jon for cheating on his wife. She's horrible and i think he should get the kids. They like him better. Hell i like him better, Kate denied a thirsy Maddy water and then DRANK infront of her and she started crying. Backstage in an interview

by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009

64๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


jon foreman

Switchfoot lead singer. Recently released two solo EPs, and has an amazing voice, and is a extremely talented, mature individual.

jon foreman is Third Only to John Lennon and Jesus.

by No one..in particular. February 4, 2008

61๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


jon lee

"Jon Lee" can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, or interjection and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence ("jon lee the joning leejons."). Moreover, it is one of the only words in the English language which could be applied in the middle of a word (e.g. "Am I sexy? Absojonlee!") It hence has unlimited metaphorical meanings. The verb "to be jon lee'd" can mean "to be cheated" (e.g. "I got jonlee'd by a scam artist"), or conversely, to be sexually penetrated. As a noun "a jonlee" or "a leejon" may describe a contemptible person. The word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to leejon may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including jon my lee, jon it up, and leejon with. In less explicit usages, jonlee or leejon with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as "don't give a jonternougat", the word is the equivalent of "damn", in the sense of something having little value. In "what the leejons", it serves merely as an intensive. If something is very abnormal or annoying "this is jon'd in the lee" may be said.

All credit goes to (natejont) for the creation of this word.
This and the definition above by mhuang2286 are both correct.

Remember, jon lee is always changing and evolving. Tomorrow, it may be something different, but it's roots are still in jon lee. Here, many examples are used to convey some meaning to this leejon. However, the most important rule of use of the jon lee in everyday life is that jon lee and all it's variations can mean anything. Don't assume that it means something negative or derogatory, it could be anything.

(noun). Look at that jon lee overthere man!

(verb). I'm going to jon lee you up the butt.

(adj.). That cookie is so jon lee'd man.

(all). I'm gonna use my jon lee to jon lee you up the butt in a jon lee fashion.

(casual). Jon lee man!! Jon lee!

anything.

by natejont February 24, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jon Paul

Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon Paul is a "momma's boy." Jon Paul's are hard working and usually work with their hands. They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily
satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.

loyal sexy determined articulate You have to join us for dinner tonight, Jon Paul is coming.

by behindthename October 14, 2013

35๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž