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The celebration of the failure of your enemies
When the most popular girl or boy makes fun of you then she gets expelled from school or falls down the stairs. You and your friends decide to throw a party celebrating her failur. Call it a Karma Party.
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when karma finally comes back around to kick you in the ass and it devastates you beyond belief, this is called a karma tornado. KARMA tornadoes come only to those who deserve them;
The karma tornado finally came down and the feng shui in wendys office couldnt stop the force from kicking her out on her ass.
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Having crazy awesome sex as repayment for being a generous lover in the past.
“Dude my chick threw the craziest sex at me I have ever had.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
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Whenever you and a friend are together and your luck gets better and their's gets worse. they are your Karma-bitch
Dan and I went drinking last night. I got laid and Dan caught his second DUI. Dan is my karma-bitch.
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The negative spiritual situation created by a person for themselves because they put out lots of negative energy, have lots of negative thoughts, and do negative and/or evil things to people.
By spreading so many nasty rumors and lies, Kitty is digging herself a karma grave.
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A noun form of "what goes around comes around." When you've been screwing over everyone else around you, pissing off the universe and being a generally lame person, when you get screwed over it's your bad karma fucking you over. Can be used as a verb also.
Dan: Dammit, I just lost my wallet. It had $100 dollars in it.
Dylan: That's a karma fuck, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.
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Dan: Dammit, I just lost my wallet. It had $100 dollars in it.
Dylan: You've just been karma fucked, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.
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Stealing an idea/story/picture from someone and posting it on the internet in order to get credit for the discovery. Also known as Karma Stealing.
Etymology- Originated on the aggregator reddit.com, but has since widened to include the stealing/whoring of street credit through all media.
Dammit, Eric, you Karma Whoring son of a bitch, I showed you that story on motherjones, and you posted on Facebook before I did!
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