Keegan Slauenwhite is the sweetest, sexiest man alive. He's a redneck country boy with a hell of temper. Ladies he's a keeper.
"Look there's Keegan Slauenwhite" , "back off bitch he's mine"
Someone who is considered to have a mental deficiency
dont put your hand on the hot stove, dont be a keegan
maddy REALLY LOVES keegan’s pants 👖👖😍😍
keegans pants: maddy will you marry me?
maddy: OMG YES OFC!!!
So imma level with you, it’s bad, really, really bad. He’s a 14 y/o dipshit canadian that plays xbox and likes to annoy the shit out of his peers for his own entertainment. One of his favorite pastimes is Dick and ball.