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To wrong someone to the extreme. This is far worse than a dis or a Jones.
Dude, it was bad when you banged Chris' mom, but when you shit on her afterwards...you really Dirty Kirked him!
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A guy who supports, both financially and emotionally, a marginally attractive female with few redeeming qualities. Mainstream origins derive from a Master P song. In common usage, it's highly synonymous with caker.
"Damn, Nick is always with Amy, taking her out, buying her shit. And that girl is busted! What a Captain Kirk!"
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The act of defecating inside a girl's mouth. Named for Captain Kirk, a character played by William Shatner on the TV series "Star Trek."
"...and then I gave her the Captain Kirk..."
"Wait, what does that mean?"
"You know, she opened her mouth and then I Shatner!"
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The worst most over-rated piece of shit gutarist that has ever lived! Can't wirte good songs for shit either! Dave Mustaine Rules 4ever!
Kirk hammet is shit!
Kirk hammet is a queer!
kirk hammet licks balls!
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verb - The act of pushing toilet paper up you hole and twisting it around to make sure you are extra clean up there because much like the legendary star trek commander you are boldly going where no mans gone before in order to circle Uranus in search of Klingons!
I was sure she was going to toss my salad so I Captain Kirked real good
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Masturbate.
Rhyming slang: jerk (off)
Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Uhura, Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.
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