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stiff kitten

(n) someone who is very boring and not socially outgoing. lacks a social life, commonly turns down invitations to do fun stuff

Eric never wants to come drinking with us, he's such a stiff kitten.

by waxy z August 17, 2009

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sea kittens

An attempt by PETA to convince the general public to call fish by a name too cute to eat.

Eating Sea Kittens is WRONG and you will be ridiculed by beautiful, sexy women everywhere.

by KweenofDenyl January 28, 2009

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Smitten Kitten

Someone who has an infatuation with another person in a strong way.

My grandfather is so smitten with my grandma. They are the cutest smitten kittens!

That Blair Ryan from class sure is a smitten kitten for the teacher!

smitten kitten smitten kitten lovers

by texaslonghornfan1937 September 4, 2015

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sea kitten

A cold-blooded vertebrate animal that lives in water, moves with the help of fins, and breathes with gills. Dolphins and whales are not sea kittens, as they breathe with lungs, though they may be equally entertaining to kill for sport.

Sea kittens are a tasty alternative to eating 'land fish', also known as 'kittens'. Sea kittens are delicious when grilled, baked, or fried, with or without batter. Lemon and seasoned salt are popular garnishments, and sea kitten is often served on top of, or next to rice.

Sea kitten is rich in omega-3 fatty acids, which are essential to healthy function of humans, and can only be obtained through diet, as they cannot be synthesized through internal chemical processes.

Bob hooked a 40 pound sea kitten this weekend. We cooked up 1 lb. and threw the rest away, since we were already full of land fish and saving food is a waste of trashcan space.

by Sky Shark January 22, 2009

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Kev Kitten

Someone who might have an STD from giving anal

"Brice is such a Kev Kitten, he got butt herpes at the party last sunday."

by Jedi7211991 March 31, 2010

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killing kittens

masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.

Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.

by tonmeister February 14, 2005

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Sex Kitten

A really cute girl who seems quite innocent, but oozes sex appeal. She likes a try new things and generally will go at it till she collapses with exhaustion. The kinda girl you wanna just grab and ...

Guy 1: That chick Robin is so innocent.
Guy 2: Dude! Shes a total sex kitten! I'd hit that!

by HawaiianBrudda June 3, 2010

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